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I’m not dead, I’ve just been overworked.  

We had a huge 72 hour deadline this past weekend, so I’m just taxed right now. But this week I’ll be catching up on all my stuff.

Bri. Rory. Aly…Connor if he ever replies to me and I told fucking Lena’ I’d do something with her. I swear you three bitches, I’ll get to you…. In that order.

I’m writing a to do list out on this sticky note here, for when I get up tomorrow.

Who else needs me, so I can add you to the “Jacob really needs to catch up” list.


posted 2 years ago with 1 note

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aurora-vanalstine:

I bet you do. Yeah, I’ll let you love your childish cartoons, no judgement, it’s just a little weird to hear a grown ass man referencing a movie with a Disney princess in it. I didn’t have a deprived childhood, I just didn’t watch a lot of princess movies because I had two little brothers who hogged the TV. Okay? So what. And I will take a look at it, if those things get in here or any of those monsters I need you to be able to run so you don’t get eaten. Sit down let me see it, leg up on this desk here.

I do… Come on now haven’t you ever had a bad day and just decided to pop in UP? ODETTE! That’s the swan princess. I didn’t just yell that. Okay little brothers, I’ll lay o — okay, okay. Calm down. Jesus, it’s hard to get down here and work on this alright. Give me a break. You’re all over me woman, calm the fuck down. You need me huh? Fine, look at it, but it’s alright. It was wrapped just yesterday. 



FUCK! 

aurora-vanalstine:

liam-oshae:

At least there’s that, exactly. I like the way you think blondie. Can I call you Blondie or Aurora, and thus Sleeping Beauty? That is the right Disney movie right? Or is Aurora the swan princess thing. I don’t really know. No she’s got a crazy name doesn’t she. Why am I talking about this. My leg is fine thank you, appreciate the concern though, it’s really nice of you. And the chivalrous knight shan’t, as the fairest of the fair maidens doesn’t wish it. He’ll just stand guard and stop talking in third person. 

No you can’t call me blondie, that’s horrible. Stop giving me nicknames. Rory - Why do you know so much about childrens movies. I’m a girl and I don’t even know what princess Aurora is… Wait there’s a princess Aurora? Okay, then that’s certainly out. It’s RORY. Easy to say, short and sweet, go with it would you? Are you sure, that limp is pretty serious looking. Do you need me to take a loot at it. And it would be nice if you stopped calling me the fair maiden, and talking in third. It’s obnoxious.

Rory it is… I have a kid sister? Give me a break. I know some kids movies so what. I know a few, and yes there is a princess Aurora, clearly you had a very deprived childhood. RORY IT IS OKAY. I’ll call you Rory, no fair maiden, no bullshit, just Rory. Yes I’m sure it’s fine, not so bad, it looks a lot worse than it actually feels so I’ll be fine. But if you want to take a look at it go ahead, it’s right here. And no more third person, swear it. 



FUCK! 

aurora-vanalstine:

liam-oshae:

aurora-vanalstine:

Okay my name isn’t sweetheart, it’s Rory. Easy enough right? Are you sure there’s no way, do you have a flashlight I can have or something? No? Fine. Shit, you stay away from me though. I don’t want you all close and crap. I ain’t scared of this place or nothin.

Rory it is, come on give me a break, at least I didn’t call you Dollface or Carebear. I’m sure, unless you wanna play tag with teeth. Them things out there are pretty viscous, I know for a fact. Note the leg, I don’t limp for fun, it’s not a fashion statement. I wouldn’t dare, unless of course the fair maiden desired it, then, I’d dare. 

At least there’s that. If you call me carebear, I would literally have to kill you in your sleep. That’s a horrible nickname. Rory is my nickname, technically my name is Aurora. I guess I’ll bunker down here, I’d prefer not to be a snack to an army of teeth. I’ll be fine off that. Is your leg okay. And good, don’t dare, because the fair maiden doesn’t wish.

At least there’s that, exactly. I like the way you think blondie. Can I call you Blondie or Aurora, and thus Sleeping Beauty? That is the right Disney movie right? Or is Aurora the swan princess thing. I don’t really know. No she’s got a crazy name doesn’t she. Why am I talking about this. My leg is fine thank you, appreciate the concern though, it’s really nice of you. And the chivalrous knight shan’t, as the fairest of the fair maidens doesn’t wish it. He’ll just stand guard and stop talking in third person. 



HEY CHARLIE


posted 2 years ago with 7 notes oddfuckinghippie

FUCK! 

aurora-vanalstine:

Okay my name isn’t sweetheart, it’s Rory. Easy enough right? Are you sure there’s no way, do you have a flashlight I can have or something? No? Fine. Shit, you stay away from me though. I don’t want you all close and crap. I ain’t scared of this place or nothin.

Rory it is, come on give me a break, at least I didn’t call you Dollface or Carebear. I’m sure, unless you wanna play tag with teeth. Them things out there are pretty viscous, I know for a fact. Note the leg, I don’t limp for fun, it’s not a fashion statement. I wouldn’t dare, unless of course the fair maiden desired it, then, I’d dare. 



This is my song for Charlotte, because it expresses my feels perfectly. Matt sucks, just love me. 

Dont fear me baby, it’s just Jacob.  


posted 2 years ago with 50 notes dwsc
tags: •I'm singing right now.

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aurora-vanalstine:


What. Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you. I just need to get back to the hospital, I can’t stay here tonight, th… I need to get back and it is abandoned I was looking for Gas for some generators and anything else useful.

No it’s fine, I just wasn’t expecting that… Well sweetheart you’re shit out of luck because the streets are overrun with them things. We’re both fucking stuck here tonight, luckily still has power. Luckily I’m extremely respecting of personal space and I promise I don’t snore. I’m Liam. 





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aurora-vanalstine:

How am I going to get back to the hospital? I’m stuck in this fucking I don’t even know what, and there are a bunch of those shadow… things outside. Lovely!

WHO T - sorry, wasn’t expecting to see anyone else in here, I thought this place was abandoned. Are you… Okay… Little blonde woman. 


posted 2 years ago with 12 notes aurora-vanalstine
tags: •Lemme love u girl